Isn’t there a saying, from somewhere, though? I feel like I heard it at some point down the road. How the hell did that go…? If I remember correctly, this part I know- it had something to do with how friends make the ultimate foes.
“Even the best partner in crime, is your ultimate downfall.” So do you plan on being here long after last call? I bet you will be, just polishin’ off a glass, high and tall, having a ball while she’s fixin’ to throw you up against a wall and I’m crossing my fingers- hoping I don’t throw down, just to lose it all in a passionate, consuming bar room brawl…
I am guilty of Sacrificing, Enabling, Loving, Funding, Ignoring, Shunning, & Hiding.
I may be Bitter, Irritable, Tired, Cold, & Harsh.
But I know one thing for sure. I am not those two words. But you. You’re guilty of lying EVEN IF you may be delusional when you claim we’ve exchanged parts.
Back in #school, when it was my turn to read out loud, I’d get bored and start to say lines and things that weren’t actually written in the book and it was hysterical.
I’m a very fluent, natural reader so people wouldn’t really notice at first.
I would always start off with just a word here and there- no one would notice. Change a few more things- a few confused faces.
Then, seeing as the teacher was usually the last to notice, the snickers from other students that were reading along would chime a choir and alert the mischief sensors authority figures tend to have and the teacher would realize what I was doing and, naturally, switch to some kid who stutters or some shit.
Ah… the little things that make me laugh.